I can tell I really need to go number two because I feel really bloated and full! As soon as I sit down on the toilet and pee, I know this is going to be a huge one. However, it gets stuck in my butthole and won't come out-it's so big!

I grunt and strain and still, nothing comes out. I let out some loud farts, but the mass inside me doesn't move an inch. I grunt and strain some more and my eyes start to water from the effort.

After some more loud farts, I have an idea. Perhaps it will come out easier if I squat a little bit instead of sit. I squat, push with all my might, and finally it comes out. I blow my nose, wipe, rinse off my butt in the shower, and flush the toilet.

Whew, I hope I never have to do that again! It felt like I was giving birth out of my ass! This is a friend's apartment complex with communal bathrooms that the entire floor shares. As I exit the bathroom, two guys who are waiting for the elevator look at me, look away, whisper, and snicker. They probably heard me farting and grunting-how embarrassing!

Painful constipated dump with some loud farting

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